Judo Chop!

Last weekend I went to a friends birthday party and was having a great time, until, JUDO CHOP right to the fucking throat. Well it was more of a punch, but none the less, it was to my throat! WTF!?! Ok so We were all just chillin around the pool, drinking and talking and having fun sliding down the giganormous inflatable water slide that my friend rented for his party, when out of the blue, this chick I'm dating punches me in the fucking throat. Now at this point I was inhibriated and so was she. I was just sitting there as a couple of my friends were talking about different types of beer and the tastes, when she walked up to me and lashed out at me. I have no clue wtf I did or why she even punched me. Well needless to say, I fucking went off on her. You know how there is always some time of drama that goes on at parties, especially when there are 50 drunk people running around, well I managed to be the drama at the party. Loads of F bombs and WTF's and You punched me in the fucking throat with her just stading there saying, "No I didn't" Well I guess she had enough of the tounge lashing, cause that is all I could do, it's not like I could punch her back, and she calls me a liar and says I'm going to bed. Liar? WTF? Where in teh hell did that come from? I followed her inside to find out wtf she was talking about and couldn't get anything out of her. The next day she wakes up and knows she is pissed at me for something but can't remember why. So later on in the day she calls me and says, "Why am I mad at you?" OMG TYPICAL FUCKING WOMAN! I'm mad at you and don't know why, but I know I should be. Give me a break. So I told her she punched me in the throat and I went off on her. "I didn't punch you in the throat." Um, Ya you did. "Oh, I'm sorry" Well thanks but my throat still hurts fucker.

The moral of the story is always protect yourself, cause you never know when a ninja will come from the bushes and Judo Chop you right in the throat. And if you are a female and reading this, dont be mad at someone if you cant remember why, cause 9 times out of 10, you were in teh wrong cause you just puched your ol'man in the throat.